My friend and I were walking through a hallway today discussing how female praying mantis will eat the male praying mantis’ head when they’re mating.
And so I say in a voice that is probably not as quiet as it should have been
"Awww yeah boy, gettin’ some head tonight awww yeahhh"
EXCEPT we were walking past a full lecture hall with its door open
And the professor stopped talking
And everyone started laughing
There were probably 200 people in that lecture hall